I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
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I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
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You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Randomize