I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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