Well apparently he's into motor boating.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
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im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
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So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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