I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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