so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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