Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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