Buhtt sex?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
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i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
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Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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