we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
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She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
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