My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
You are the jesus of drinking
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn