So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.