So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
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still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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