lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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