i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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