Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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