I got chris browned last night
yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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