yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
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I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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