There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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