you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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