shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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