Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
Randomize
