chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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