I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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