walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
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just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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