So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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