hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
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