your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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