i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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