Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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