Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
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The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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