Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
only if we run a train.
done.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Things I had in my bed when I woke up: an avocado, a toilet brush, and a note that says thanks but no thanks with the number of taco bell on it. WHAT DID I DRINK?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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