I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
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god, I love you
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He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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