Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
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that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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