Pappa wants mamma naked
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I want to walk on stilts...naked
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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