NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
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I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
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What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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