Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
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Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
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