Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
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I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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