Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
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