all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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