But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
