I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
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Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
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You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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