he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
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It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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