My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
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dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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