11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
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