Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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