Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
He kissed a someone with a penis
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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