weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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