Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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