i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
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about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
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Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
last night I used snow as a chaser
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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