great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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