when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
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I haven't been this sober since birth.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
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My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
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