we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Randomize
