There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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