dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
Randomize
