Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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