can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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