Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
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All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
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I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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