he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Randomize
