is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
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There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
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SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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