So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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